43k views? That's crazy. Have a double headed Dodge and a confused cute puppy

"Nothing" (nothingatalluseful) 05/13/2020 at 12:34 • Filed to: None

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My little post blathering about how I like to swap cars has 43k views? Crazy what the crawlers do for something with “4Runner” in the title.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:40

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Kinja as a whole has some god-tier  SEO

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:41

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This lede picture confuses and saddens me

412GTI > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:45

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I guess people aren’t used to seeing 4Runner’s and problems but still that’s wild. 

Nothing > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/13/2020 at 12:46

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I’m not sure if it’s coming or going in that picture. That’s from the Denver Mecum auction a few years ago.

Nothing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/13/2020 at 12:47

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It sure does.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:47

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You’re famous now. Time to sell out and start hocking Curiosity Stream and Dollar Shave Club.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:48

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Is that a RAMMAR or a REGRAHCCHARGER?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:49

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People are monsters

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 12:50

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Based on the side mirrors, i t would be driving forward toward the camera.

Nothing > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 05/13/2020 at 12:50

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Damn, you’re good. :)

Jim Spanfeller > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/13/2020 at 12:50

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Really? It delights and excites me.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 13:00

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I once got over 60k views because my post had dodge, Shelby, and charger in the title even though it was not a particularly good post. Sometimes Google just really likes the no ads on Oppo.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 13:05

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It’s all about those key words too: Rust, Mazda, all the. Etc...

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 13:09

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+1 for suicide doors

+1 for double-ugly Dodge

=1,000 for good measure

nermal > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 13:15

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I Bing’d “4runner problem”. Not just f irst page, but #4 result !

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 13:30

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What I really want to know is whether the rear seats face forward or forward.

Nothing > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 05/13/2020 at 13:37

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I found the auction listing on the Mecum site for full pictures. They do indeed face forward. It sold for $14k.

https://www.mecum.com/lots/DN0716-252640/1990-dodge-ram/

just-a-scratch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/13/2020 at 13:42

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It’s just the front ends, so;

D ODGE   RAMM AR EGDOD

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 13:54

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The best I ever did was a shit post of when I parked by an nsx and came out to a crv. Must have been BC nsx was in the title. 3.5k views though!!

HoustonRunner > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/13/2020 at 14:03

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It actually makes my head hurt.

dogisbadob > Nothing 05/13/2020 at 14:42

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RAMAR

cute dog